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making a new f riend

reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

fishingboatproceeds:

darktosugar:

oh

I finally know who John Green makes me think of

he totally looks like Jimmy Neutron

but grown up

the hair and everything

I heard this so much in 2007.

And then I didn’t hear it anymore.

And I started thinking, you know, maybe I don’t look like Jimmy Neutron anymore.

But no.

I still do.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

holdmetightniall:

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inlovewithitalianfood:

you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible

it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette

motherfuckingoakenshield:

we fly like paper

Oh god this is perfect.

x

I was thinking about Crowley’s ‘666’ number

inthemysteryofyou:

nocasdatsgay:

and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.

Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network

then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.

I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood

Sam has demon blood.

Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere