Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
It’s funny cause he’s mark sheppard
i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest
i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is
as an american, i was utterly confused last year when eurovision was on. my dash just exploded with angry europeans and i didnt know what to do. i kinda huddled in the corner and waited till everything just eventually died off.
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
hahaha, this is funny cause i was the kid that purposely wrote the wrong answers in the book.
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.